actionables:

why is no one in love with me, I smell amazing and my hair is soft to touch

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

blowoffs:

who needs good looks when you have a 

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suckmyowldick:

I would give everything for the power to fuck up bitches hair

suckmyowldick:

I would give everything for the power to fuck up bitches hair

"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

uhmeliamay:

kneecapfondler:

uhmeliamay:

cause you’re hot and you’re cold

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is that arctic monkeys cover art

now it is

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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

metallics:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear