harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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flowerette:

lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

npcmimic:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air

npcmimic:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air


  • me every monday: i can't wait for another weekend.

  • me: adds 78503247324750234875237629642 songs to my phone
  • me: skips all of them

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie