dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

"Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did."
(107/365) ←

sarahkeilman94:

my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”

my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction

mangomamita:

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

hoe by moonlight….

still a hoe by daylight

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"


  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
fatphilipp:

ecco2k

fatphilipp:

ecco2k

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”