I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”
my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes
hoe by moonlight….
still a hoe by daylight
i want this engraved on my gravestone
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”