kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

z0jja:

for u and the crew

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

johnnybooboo:

never gonna let you go

johnnybooboo:

never gonna let you go

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with


  • *looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my face*: Oh my god why
  • *trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
  • *eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
  • *weighing myself*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my life*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my music taste*: cool man

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album


  • me when someone likes or reblogs my selfie: WOAH NICE BUT ARE THEY CUTE???
  • me when they're cute: HOYLH FUC K GIN SHITHJ

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”