diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

reblog if u ugly af and u admit it and accept it #2K14

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

"Do something instead of killing time, because time is killing you."
Paulo Coelho (via bookwormings) ←

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*


  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not